Quotes that have accumulated in my sig:

"HeHeHe. Lit Community. We are our own brand of Special." `GeneratingHype
"Mmm... Sacrilicious." ~PyroJesus
"You'd make a kickass action figure." - `Memnalar on *raspil
"permabanned. FROM LIFE." - `IBinsanity
"Mommy? Why does she sparkle?" "They're called Whore-Sparkles. If you keep wearing clothes like sun dresses, you'll get them when you're older!" ~Kakashisama
"You, Mr. Frosty Panda, are everywhere incarnate." - `TerrorCookie in regards to `frozenpandaman
"Literature is clearly a mental disorder." - =salshep
"look, I make marks on a piece of paper with a pencil. Sometimes people call it lit, sometimes they say it's a drawing. It can get very confusing!" - *squanpie
"If I COULD, I'd give Deviousness to Eli, for being the internet." - ^snowmask about `frozenpandaman
"In my defense your honour, at the time, all the cool kids WERE doing it." - `Flutterings
"That's right kiddies, don't drink or you'll end in gaiou's scraps and people will make fun of your ass" - ^Thiefoworld
"One of my first projects as the God of Literature would be to remove all the adjectives from say, Conrad's Heart of Darkness." - `AbCat
"I've started to read almost every book on my shelf. I think I'm keeping several bookmark companies in business." - `Memnalar
"i don't like the credit crunch and the way the banks have stopped lending. to fix this, i think we should kill paris hilton." - =bewareofthesnowman
* darkcrescendo likes the amphibrach
* salshep thinks that's a shellfish?
"I AM TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN TO TYPE LIKE A MORON. NOT AS EASY AS IT SEEMS!" - $Stykera
"Make like Santa: brief, swift, and creative." - *xXDiAbLoXx
"Fucking vampires. Fuck them with a cactus." - *Lindowyn
"Your milkshake brings all the fail to the yard." - ^technographer
"And they're like, you failed so hard." - ^ForksOfTheSalad
"I am so fabulous every time I bat my eyes, a unicorn is born." - *Thats-Your-Funeral